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Kilted
05-26-2008, 11:17 AM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/may/20/microsoft.technology
:w00t: :w00t:
MacHeadCase
05-26-2008, 11:22 AM
OMG. :w00t:

I've read John Gruber's Daring Fireball, a couple of days ago and he's betting Ballmer will be booted out of M$'s CEO position within a year.
Ryan
05-26-2008, 12:22 PM
Haha!

That guy is my new hero, even though I have no idea what he said.
MaDDoG
05-26-2008, 01:52 PM
Bizzare. He needed a more rapid fire egg tosser I feel.
MacHeadCase
05-26-2008, 01:53 PM
With better aim. ;)
iKitten
05-27-2008, 04:38 PM
Bizzare. He needed a more rapid fire egg tosser I feel.
Um, yeah. His throwing was... uninspiring?!
MacHeadCase
05-27-2008, 04:42 PM
Nerves, I betcha. He knew that this being Micro$oft, the cameras of the world were on him.

He wouldn't be any good in the stretch of the 9th of the last game in the World Series, IMO.
MaDDoG
06-02-2008, 12:32 AM
Uninspiring.......he throws like a granny. My wife could throw better n that and hit him with everyone. I would have painted little Widoze logos on all the eggs too.......
Sherman Homan
06-02-2008, 03:12 AM
Should have used brown eggs, the same color as the Zune...
MaDDoG
06-02-2008, 03:17 AM
All Zunes have 666 etched into the back.
Sherman Homan
06-02-2008, 03:49 AM
Actually, if the guy had thrown a Zune Ballmer might not have ducked. Ballmer has probably never seen one either.
MacHeadCase
06-02-2008, 04:07 AM
Ooh! That's sly, Sherman. Good one. :laugh:

Do I need to say it? Virtual rep, sir.
Mac0sXuser
06-06-2008, 02:30 PM
I could barely understand that guy. Pretty funny but a waste of eggs.:)
MacHeadCase
06-06-2008, 02:38 PM
Crap! I came across a Flash game where you have to hit Ballmer with as many eggs as you can in a certain amount of time. Or you could choose to play Ballmer and dodge the egg throwing. I don't have the link anymore... :sad:
Mac0sXuser
06-06-2008, 02:45 PM
lol that would be great!!!
MacHeadCase
06-06-2008, 02:52 PM
AHAH!

Found it!

Egg attack (http://www.egg-attack.com/). :tongue_smilie:
MaDDoG
06-06-2008, 03:13 PM
Free range egg attack......
MacHeadCase
06-06-2008, 03:15 PM
Actually, I was better at dodging than at throwing. :biggrin:
Kilted
06-07-2008, 01:22 AM
Well that me Saturday planned.. Thanks MHC.

BTW it's fun to slay Steve and not dodge the eggs :laugh: :thumbup:
JohnTheMacGeek
06-07-2008, 02:02 AM
My four-year-old throws better than that dink! I promise you if have hired my boy to do his dirty work, Ballmer would have needed a few minutes to clean up! Maybe he should have recruited a few of his classmates so they could cover more angles. The best part about it is that dink had to walk back into class the following day knowing he looks like an idiot! :scared:
dtravis7
06-07-2008, 09:51 AM
Actually, if the guy had thrown a Zune Ballmer might not have ducked. Ballmer has probably never seen one either.

Be sure it's a PINK Zune! :O

Saw one the other day. Would love to throw it at Balmer!
Mac0sXuser
06-07-2008, 09:52 AM
My four-year-old throws better than that dink! I promise you if have hired my boy to do his dirty work, Ballmer would have needed a few minutes to clean up! Maybe he should have recruited a few of his classmates so they could cover more angles. The best part about it is that dink had to walk back into class the following day knowing he looks like an idiot! :scared:

I was hoping it would be a larger scale attack. Thanks for the game MHC. Lots o' fun!:thumbup:

There was a time I was thinking of buying a Zune. It lasted about 5 minutes. Than I remembered who made it.
dtravis7
06-07-2008, 10:08 AM
I just played the Balmer Egg Game. Notice the iPhone on the table? :thumbup: Nice Touch. Sorry John.