MacHeadCase
05-31-2008, 09:08 AM
I'M sure everyone in here knows the Engrish (http://engrish.com/) website.
Thought it would be funny if we posted in this thread some we picked up. Here are a few...
• On a kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN
• On a blanket - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO
• On a shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE
• SUMMER LETTER SET #1 "Summer Dream" Make forget in usually are the setting sun. It is sea of Carib here.
People laugh, sing, and dance. It is usual and first distant here. It is first near however. It is sea of Carib that has
permanent summer felt. And dream in summer of the sun as there is this is effective
• SUMMER LETTER SET #2 "The Summer Vacation Is Wonderful (Dreamy Island)" It is a distant old dream.
There straight blue sky and sunshine, sun and, there was sea that continues to the last.I was for a small island,
as I recover consciousness.Ican't remember whether I do anything there or not. I just memorize that the common sky and sun and sea exist. Understand it isn't to say whether the dream is a dream truely to tell the truth
• While shopping at National Azabu last winter, I saw a young woman in a thick insulated coat tht had printed in large letters across the back, "THIS COAT IS WARMER THAN MY FAMILY."
• On the box for a toothbrush at our Hotel in Tokyo:
"Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!" .....
:laugh:
Thought it would be funny if we posted in this thread some we picked up. Here are a few...
• On a kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN
• On a blanket - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO
• On a shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE
• SUMMER LETTER SET #1 "Summer Dream" Make forget in usually are the setting sun. It is sea of Carib here.
People laugh, sing, and dance. It is usual and first distant here. It is first near however. It is sea of Carib that has
permanent summer felt. And dream in summer of the sun as there is this is effective
• SUMMER LETTER SET #2 "The Summer Vacation Is Wonderful (Dreamy Island)" It is a distant old dream.
There straight blue sky and sunshine, sun and, there was sea that continues to the last.I was for a small island,
as I recover consciousness.Ican't remember whether I do anything there or not. I just memorize that the common sky and sun and sea exist. Understand it isn't to say whether the dream is a dream truely to tell the truth
• While shopping at National Azabu last winter, I saw a young woman in a thick insulated coat tht had printed in large letters across the back, "THIS COAT IS WARMER THAN MY FAMILY."
• On the box for a toothbrush at our Hotel in Tokyo:
"Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!" .....
:laugh: